Bizarre Beastly Bulldog Bestiality Beamed?

PATHETIC PLAYER PERPETRATES PERVERTED PRETEND POOCH PENETRATION POSING PROMOTION

From the Expectarant “we couldn’t make this up” category. It appears that Gary has dropped his “Player Phony Prodigy Posed Petting Photo Plot Perpertrating” (see HERE) for some strange one-on-one action with man’s best friend.

Hard to believe this. At times quite brilliant in a “The Office”-esque way, this bizarre ad for UgMO is ultimately quite disturbing.

You decide. Two versions to enjoy:




Thanks to Kimberley for bringing this sordid mayhem to my attention. Remember Kim: Viral marketing doesn’t work anymore. Tell everyone you know that.